That's why you have no friends. And nobody likes you. Nobody will ever like you because you're just scum beneath my toes, squishing and sloshing around like a slug. You don't matter to anybody and your life isn't bad, I know a million people with bad lives and you're not one of them, because I don't want to know you. You're just a stupid figment of everyone's imagination. You really don't exist to anyone except for your stupid-copy- of- every- other- person-self. You're stupid and senseless and you don't know right from wrong. Why don't you just do everyone a favor and accidentally walk off a cliff. Your life is bad anyways, you told me so.