The green paper monster

I'm over excited because I got candy and money and everything nice like that, that usually makes people happy. Green paper is the answer to all your questions. The reason why married couples soon become divorced ones, and the reason why this country is so fucking driven to do well in life. I don't get it sometimes. Why do things like these get people happy so quickly? They could be having the shittiest day on the face of the earth, but when you hand them that green paper they're all of a sudden on cloud 9. It's kind of funny, actually. Because I saw you get the same way. And I just did. But then soon after that, I came down here and got on Blogger and just started typing. And here I am. Happy as ever, not because of the money but because I'm on here, isolated in my grandmother's basement listening to my long lost aunt talk about the shitty economy. It sucks that our generation kind of made the economy shit. Nobody wants to believe it or say that they are the reason but we really are. Because we could all just not give a shit. I didn't, but just listening to her talk.. I kind of do now. We're all really really fucked.