Dear 99% of my population

Dear Prudence;
You've angered me to the point where I can't take it anymore. You've literally became obsessed with this stuff. It's sickening. That's all you ever talk about, that's all you ever think about that's all you fucking breathe, eat, drink, sleep, look at. It's so disgusting to see someone fold like you did for some goddamn life ruiner. You're dumping what you actually love for what you fake love. It's just humanely impossible for me or anyone to sit there and watch this with a straight face. By that, I mean compared to us looking like we're going to throw up. Who are you? What are you? Talk to me when you're NOT Edgar Allen Poe's asshole. kay?

Love,
-Kayla


Dear Jack;
You look so sad. Are you happy? -I am I swear I am, I promise. Is this a lie? -No, I am I'm so happy just sad and confused. But, you shouldn't live life sad and confused. You need to reach inside your self, open up those floodgates and go swimming. -But I can't swim! Then get some other fishes to help you.

Love,
-Kayla

Dear Isabelle;
You're so gorgeous, and I can't let you get hurt by this gigantic green monster. You're too pretty to fall on your knees. You deserve MUCH better. This is odd, but don't you wish you could marry your brother? Because he seems like the only person that understands you. I wish I could understand you, I mean I do, I really do. But sometimes, I think you just think I'm some kind of imposter that's trying to understand you just so she could have another friend. But that's not what I'm doing at all, sweety. You'll see in the end, that I'll be there when all the monsters go away. Especially that green leafy one. I love you.

Love,
-Kayla

Dear Buggy,
Look how far we've come. Just look. The timeline may be jagged and rugged but we finally made it. Hard work pays off. You're so beautiful and happy and cute and I hate seeing you sad. You made me who I am today, and if it weren't for you, I may not be here. I love you so much, you wouldn't even understand. Maybe If I talked ugly bug you would. Hah, I'm glad I finally have you and I'm glad our adventure is just beginning. Let's ride this truck all the way to Australia together someday with Noah in the backseat. But HEY! I CALL SHOTGUN!

Love,
-Kayla